That’s what my horoscope for the week told me to do. Problem is, I should have read it earlier in the week. My wednesday was comically unexpected…

First, while waiting for an appointment, a loud 2 yr old walked up to me babbled for a couple seconds and then kicked me in the shins, unexpectedly. Best part was, the kid’s dad didn’t even apologize…

Next, less than an hour later, while at the gas station, someone poured gasoline on my leg and foot. That was totally unexpected, the economy is bad, gas is pricey, and you’re pouring it on me?

Luckily, the kid wasn’t wearing shoes and I was able to wash the gasoline off before someone threw a match at me!