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2007 Law School Rankings

I’m late with this post but i figured it should go up anyway. Here are the newest (2007) rankings for the top 100 law schools.

On a personal note: Loyola and Pepperdine are now tied at 67

2007 law school rankings

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The Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able To plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
I’d do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That’s where I buried The bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old Man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Vinnie.

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Happy July 4th!

Happy July 4th Everyone!

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The Ugliest of them All.

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”

Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”

Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world.”

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.”

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.”

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, “Who the hell is Rosie O’Donnell?

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