When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.  Once in heaven, Myrtle Anxiously looked for Joe.  Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him.  She run towards him, calling his name:  “Joe. darling…”

Joe said:  “Hold your horses woman, and don’t “darling” me. The deal was very clear!! “Until death do us part!”