I just came across this great tool for assessing your Search Engine Optimization. I’ve seen tons of sites that thell you how to do it, you know, “good title, good meta tags, keywords, lots of text, frequent updates,” but this is the first one I have come across that helps you analyze your website and see how you are doing.
Enjoy.
Dear *Firm Name*,
Thank you for your letter of . After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite ‘s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely, *Your Name*
For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin–real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.– Alfred D. Souza
Its really sad how Law School infiltrates your entire life. There is no part of you left to yourself, everything is taken over by Law School. Your days are spent in class, your nights doing homework, your weekends outlining or trying to read ahead so you can watch TV during the week. All the time you do actually take off from doing homework you’re thinking about how guilty you feel for not doing more homework. You can’t even watch TV in peace, you try to do something that takes minimal thinking while you watch it. What is worst of all is that even your social life, the things you do when you go out, are Law School activities. Law school Bar Review, Law school formal, dinner with law school student org.
Who knew something could get such a strong hold of who you are.
Its Friday night and I feel guilty. Guilty for watching TV during the week, guilty for taking time to eat out, guilty for watching an Alias marathon, guilty for wasting time talking to people from my section, and guilty for having friends over (ok I feel really guilty for this last one).
Law School, why do you plague me so?
Allow me to demonstrate what my apartment sounds like.
Beep
*one minute later*
Beep
…rinse, repeat.
Looks like our smoke detector is running out of battery power. Beep.
All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear —and be misread.
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
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4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
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6. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
7. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com
Its not called making out…if you’re over thirty.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Turkish Novelist Orhan Pamuk just won the 2006 Nobel Prize in Literature for writing about the Armenian Genocide, breaking through the lines of Eastern and Western Cultures, fearlessly challenging the controversy of his country’s history, and unveiling the truth!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/12/print/main2084113.shtml?source=RSSattr=World_2084113
Pamuk has been banned from Turkey, and the country refuses to acknowledge his Nobel Prize. As a result of his courageous attempt, France just approved a bill last week, making it a crime to deny the Armenian Genocide. Coincidentally, this decision was made on the day he was awarded the Nobel prize.
This is one small step for man, and one HUGE step for Armenian!
For more on Orhan Pamuk and his quest to set his country’s history straight, feel free to visit the links below:
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1426319,00.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4205708.stm
Keeping with the armenian theme here is a cute joke about friends v. armenian friends:
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you.