The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man  elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces  (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped  off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3.  They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country  music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale  Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by  Friday