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The Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:

  • “Red . . . cherry”
  • “Yellow . . . lemon”
  • “Green . . . lime”
  • “Orange . . . orange”

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he said, “I’ll give you all a clue; It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:  “Oh My God ! ! ! ! They’re assholes!”

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