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Can you hear me?

ACE OF BASE LYRICS

“Hear Me Calling”

I enter your life now make no mistake
Can you reach me can you reach me
I enter your life now make no mistake
Can you reach me can you touch me

My love’s so strong I can’t get it right
Can you feel my longing through the night
You’ve got me totally hypnotized

I came in a black dress and left in a white
Can you reach me can you reach me
I came in a black dress and left in a white
Can you reach me can you touch me

Can you hear me calling in the night
My love’s so strong I can’t get it right
Can you feel my longing through the night
You’ve got me totally hypnotized

Can you hear me calling in the night
My love’s so strong I can’t get it right
Can you feel my longing through the night
You’ve got me totally hypnotized

Looking for eyes, the dream is so nice
The rhythm of the song, where you belong
I want is your heart and soul

Hmm, I’m high on emotion you’re here with me
You cam reach me you can reach me
Hmm, I’m high on emotion you’re here with me
You cam reach me you can touch me

Can you hear me calling in the night
My love’s so strong I can’t get it right
Can you feel my longing through the night
You’ve got me totally hypnotized

Hypnotized I am hypnotized…

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Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel,”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk.

“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world” Poof! She’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.

“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

If you liked this you should also check out The Corporate Zodiac.

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Blogging? Part 1 — Update

My Blog Worth has grown since I last posted, apprently if you search for http://www.monicaadjemian.com/mofomon/ it is worth $1,693.62.  W00t.

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Blogging? – Part 1

Since I bought the new domain a few weeks ago I’ve started reading up on blogging and coding again.  Trying to teach myself more about all the different utilities available for bloggers, how to give your blog more exposure, and things of that sort.

I’m going to go ahead and share what I’ve been learning by posting some highlights.

Today, in part 1…something fun.  This guy created an applet to show you how much your blog is worth! Check it out and then post a comment about how much yours is worth.  Currently I’m only worth $564.54.  Lets see if I can improve this!

Next time I’m going to get into Technorati, del.icio.us, and things of that sort.  Be prepared.

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Disneyland

Yesterday (7/22) I went to disneyland and california adventures.  It was pretty awesome, deathly hot but awesome.  Since employee passes are blacked out and all but the premium pass holders are blacked out it was only paying tourists there, which actually resulted in smaller crowds than usual.  I had tons of fun, Disneyland really is the happiest place on earth.  It was really a shame though that we were hoping from shady/AC’d area to area to keep ourselves from dropping dead in this insane socal heat.

 Now that I have the new blog I think I can include pictures.  I’ll start doing that soon!

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Welcome to the New Mofomon’s Blog

So my old blog has a new home, HERE where it will live happily ever after. Welcome to the new location of my blog! Please update your links and bookmarks, and even subscribe to my RSS feed if you like. I thank you for migrating here and reading on, please be patient while I update the titles of the old posts and categorize them.

Thanks again, and welcome.

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Coding

So lately ive gotten back into coding, only casually though.  Obviously it started with this website…and now its more about this site.  Everything out there is just so awesome and I want to learn it and work with it.

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New Blog?

Converting to a new blog? Perhaps….

 

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World Cup!

Congrats Italy for winning the World Cup 2006!

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Help a starving student, and yourself…

You know you want to help….

So here is the deal (this is through INGDirect):
Send your friends an email invitation to open an Orange Savings Account. If your friend opens an account with at least $250, we will also deposit a $25 bonus in their new account and a $10 thank you bonus in your Orange Savings Account.
Who wants $25? Let me know and i’ll refer you, so you get $25 and I get $10.

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