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Metal Heart

GARBAGE LYRICS

“Metal Heart”

I wish I had a metal heart
I could cross the line
I wish that I was half as good
As you think I am

But now that we know for sure they’re telling lies when they say
No one gets hurt and therefore nobody dies
You know it’s hard to believe anything that you hear
They say the world is round

Wish I was as big as you
You’d have to tell the truth
I’d be nothing you could hurt
Nothing you could use

But now that we know for sure they’re telling lies when they say
No one gets hurt and therefore nobody dies
You know it’s hard to believe anything that you hear
They say the world is round
The world is round?

I want to be dependable, I want to be courageous and good
I want to be faithful so that I can be heroic and true
I want to be a friend you can rely on you can lean on and trust
I want to understand so I can forgive and be willing to love

I wish I wasn’t flesh and blood
I would not be scared
Of bullets built with me in mind
For then i could be saved

My sweet lord take care of me for i think i’m done
Kiss my mother on her cheek and lay my burden down

But now that we know for sure they’re telling lies when they say
No one gets hurt and therefore nobody dies
You know it’s hard to believe anything that you hear
They say the world is round
The world is round

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sailing…

Had a Sailing graduation party.

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grad’ed

Graduated.

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Drivers

Have A Nice morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,

splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers

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tree-scope

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is fun and somewhat
accurate in line with Celtic astrology. Then send it to all your friends
(including the one that sent it to you) so they can find out what tree they
fell from, but don’t forget to change the subject line to your tree.

Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09
to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10
Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only)
Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Ro wan
Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25
to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun
23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04
Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm
Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree Sep 03 to
Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree Sep 23
OLIVE! Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree Oct 04 to Oct 13
Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut
Tree Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree Dec
02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree Dec 22 (only)
Beech Tree Dec 23 to Jan 01

YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) — quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) — extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding
does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes
money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional
support.

Beech Tree (Creative) — has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen
on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) — vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, cr eates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) — of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient
likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism,
waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty!) — of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed
sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be
irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts
superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very
loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) — strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life
has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge
needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) — pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) — very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants
to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual
relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) — extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to
trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long
demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends,
very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) — charming, sense of humor, very demanding
but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression,
active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody,
sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment
and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) — of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and
acknowl edgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) – intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates
fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is
actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family
and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can
become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but
extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) — no ordinary person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) — robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) — loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) — loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony,
loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but
will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally SOFT!, low self esteem, needs
affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) — looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable
in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) — full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications,
is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate,
emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) — unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist!, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) – likes to be stress free, loves family life,
full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

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