Everyone knows that what i hate more than anything is being lied to. You should keep that in mind.

Check out these awesome websites:

1. Carve your own pumpkin.

2. Matching Socks!

Waste a little time, play some games :-).

I’m sure you guys will find this much more amusing then I did.
My bedroom door is self locking, because i love in a dorm and that is my room. This morning I went to take a shower, put on my robe, grabbed my towel, and went to the bathroom. Right as i was getting in the shower i realized i had forgotten my towel. I also quickly realized that i forgot my room key, my watch, and anything else useful when you are locked out. I was forced to walk downstairs in my shower sandals and robe and wait until the Customer service cetner opened so they could get me keys to let me back in. That was terrible, expecially since my shower sandals make funny noises.

Rain sucks, especially at 3 AM.

So i found this awesome clip of a dancing puppet skeleton.. You gotta check it out.

Lori, we’re screwed.

Generally when i visit the zoo i like to spend time in….the reptile house. As a child one of my favorite exhibits was the two headed snake. Until today i thought there was a two headed snake breed, but I was informed that it was just a siamese twin, not a special breed. Oh yeah, and it died. no more seeing two headed snake for me, isn’t that sad?

It made me think though…If a siamese twin snake could live for so long, Siamese twin humans should live long too, but society tells us we need to seperate them, and many die in that process.

Went to my dads company picnic today, it was held at a private area of the LA Zoo. I got to pet a snake and eat BBQ and lots of fun stuff.

And you weren’t there, BUAHAHAA

If you wait in a long long line for a bathroom stall and when you finally get o your stall you notice the person who used it before you was a little boy, would you rather the little boy:
A.) pissed all over the toilet seat
or
B.) pissed all over the floor
?

Comment with your preference

I can’t believe its STILL TUESDAY