One blonde asks another blonde,
“Which is further, London or the Moon? ”
The other replies: Well HELLOOOOO…………..
Can you see London?????!!!!!!!!!

Today was just a messed up day, just MESSED up!
I totally just needed a couple hours to sit in front of my computer and chill out. I love everyone here, but sometimes you just need a little time to sit and do your thing.

A little voice Inside my head said, “Don’t look back. You can never look back.”

Ok, here’a an article that should remind some of us (ahem shir) of freshman year. The article talk about cuddle parties. And how they are the new hot craze. Dude, marks hall started it, i swear.

Hmm, check this out. Brad Pitt will be the first topless wax exhibit. Awesome! buahahaa.

Why is awkward spelled so awkwardly?

You know what would be awesome? If people could subscribe to the lottery! That would be hillarious, they would send you a digital ticket for whichever subscription you bought. Personally i would subscribe to the “Big Bux Subscription” which only entered you into lotteries that had jackpots of 50 million plus…..

Hey, California, When can i subscribe??

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

I have no way of introducing this article cleverly. This guy needs to have surgery to hear better. Bet you won’t guess what the surgery is going to do!

Who knew it would be so hard to quit my old job.

Very emotional, hard to just walk away.