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Archive for June, 2004

So True

so true

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Wednesday Morning Funnies

The Wednesday Morning Funnies.
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of now US Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation. The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the “Hillary” postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.

*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.

*People were just spitting on the wrong side.

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Moist – Breathe

this song, well i love it.

save
save me from this
wandered around the town
all the thousand things
i might miss

and you
think well suffer much
think well close our eyes
just to see the light
pass us by

with tomorrow coming
hope that i dont
let you down again
said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing
if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see

sit
well take our time
watching the flowers grow
all the friends weve known say
goodbye

and you
did you suffer much
did you close your eyes
just to see the night
rush on by

gathered all around you
hope that we dont
let you down again
i said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing
if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see

said im so glad to be here
does it mean a thing

if only i could breathe
what you breathe
if only i could see what you see
if only i could just believe a thing

Moist – Breathe

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Prisoner Escapes…

Humor
A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he has been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he’s tying her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to
the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”

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Snakes in the car.

Man, if there was a snake in my car , i’d want a free rental too. I would have freaked out if that happened to me, i love snakes but how am i supposed to know if its tame or not. yikes.

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not my day?

9am and already things aren’t going my way. Guess its not my day. Somebody, prove me wrong.

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Let’s not eat Mexican tonight

When i woke up this morning and i asked myself “what do i want to eat today”, the only answer that came to mind was “not mexican”. Later on my parents decided we should all head out to Ventura harbor, so we went. We got there. and you know what we ate? Mexican. Mexican with BAD service. I was not amused. In any case i had a pretty good day. Now its time to settle in for a little shut eye.

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more movies

Saw Terminator 3, and Falling Down. Had a marvlous evening.

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The Terminal, Review

Saw The Terminal with my family yesterday. I give that movie an A+. It was funny, it was wonderful… I’m pretty sure everyone who saw it was amused and had a good time. If you get a chance go see it.

Also, based on what happened in Toronto. You may also want to go out and buy yourself a friendly dog…

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Money Tips For Recent Grads

For those my age…Money tips for recent grads.

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