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april 15 = like a CHAMP.

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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replied, “130.”

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and
thought, “This is really cool.”

Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responded, “100.”

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man
thought to himself, “Wow, this is really cool.”

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
“What’s your IQ?”
The man replied, “70.”

The robot then said, “So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John
Kerry?”

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I have ruined yet another pair of speakers….great.

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and some people are just assholes.

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I’d like the way you think, except i have no idea what you are thinking..

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!”

The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.”

The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!”

The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question.

There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?”

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one suc! king her cone.”

To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring.

But I do like the way YOU think!”

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Rule #1: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #2: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #3: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #4: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #5: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #6: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #7: Don’t Touch my computer.
Rule #8: Don’t Touch my computer.




Rule #55: Don’t Touch my computer.


what does my dad do?!?

TOUCH MY COMPUTER!

whyyyyyy would you do this? WHY?

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Happy easter!

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in reference to the song being played:
Me: hey pamela, is this madonna?
Pamela: What? have i seen the bathroom?
Me: IS THIS MADONNA?!?
Pamela: ohhhh, no its aqua.

LOL.

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My mom eats a lot of chocloate i guess it explains a few things….

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ok man im telling you right now No effing jewelry is going in MY EYE!! As if it wasn;t enough that i’m practically blind…no no lets find jewelry for eyes. retards.

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