pamela says i expect too much from life.

Mr. Minutes, I Love You.
So we just got our cingular wireless bill. Now i share this account with two other family members. Generally the bill format is two pages summary then each phone has its own section outlineing every move you made with your phone. This month our bill didn’t come in a regular envelope, it came in one of those big ones…
In total it was 29 pages long, and my phones summary was pages 14-29. so when you think about it, i used 15 pages, 2 pages were summary, and the other 2 phones used 12 pages total….6 pages each. All this means is that i really did use the 1.810 minutes + 313 text messages that the prebill summary said i used. i’m almost proud of myself. Oh i’d like to thank Mr. minutes, Mr. Rollover Minutes for making this month not a disaster, just a fun read.

next month, i’ll go for 2,000 minutes ONLY used during nights and weekends…yeehaw. Mr. minutes needs to recover for a few billing cycles.

oh and yeah the title was referring to Mr. Rollover Minutes, not Mr. Daytime Minutes. I hate Mr. Daytime Minutes, his services are too expensive.

what was the first line out of my mouth this morning (after i turned off my alarm clock at 7am)?

“I hate you morning, you ruin my day!”