I have some funny quotes from my first 2 days of school……

“Part I is going to focus on the motion of �things� such as balls”
~Physics book

“This class is like taking 5 lbs of shit and trying to fit it into a 2 lb bag”
~Prof Cunningham from MUIN275

“To bend is like to bend”
~asian prof (i cant spell her name) for csci480