i just killed a record sized bug.
4 inches
DISGUSTING
it was like a caterpillar spider grasshoper combo
it had a zillion legs but was in air like spiders are and had tentaclish things like a grasshopper

i hate bugs, it was so scary it was running across my room and it was fast so i threw a magazine at it and killed it ON A POST IT NOTE.
so i had to figure out how to get the 4 inch monstrosity from the 3 inch post it note to my trashcan…

oh ew yuck never again.